De-Motivational Posters.
Sometimes I go to a book sale and see these nicely laminated motivational posters going for a swansong (or "three dollars for one lorry's worth" in Hokkien). They usually have a massive, awe-inspiring photo of scenery or animals, coupled to a wonderful message that goes like:
Success. Only With Hard Work Will You Hit The Major League!
Risk. How Can You Achieve Greatness Without Taking A Chance?
Then, as I looked at the other people milling around, fussing over which of these posters to buy, I think to myself:
How can these people read such bullshit and not throw up all over the floor?
Yeah I know I am super cynical. My history teacher once told me that my cynicism amazes her. When I was 14. So it's most likely genetic then. I know of people who don't have a single milligram of cynicism in their brains, who couldn't get satire even if you turned it into a beer bottle and smashed it over their heads with it.
Maybe that's a good thing... I don't know. What I do know is that I have at least one satire gene expressing feverishly in my brain. Or two. Most probably a whole genome duplication of the entire satire homeobox gene family. But I digress.
So I start frantically flipping through the stack of motivational posters looking for one that has a message that is a twitch closer to reality, like:
Happiness. Go Fuck Yourself.
Heh, no luck of course. Until now...
Fab.
Go ahead, knock yourself out ---> Despair, Inc.
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“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.” – Neil Armstrong (1930-2012)
“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.” – Neil Armstrong (1930-2012)
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Hey you're funny!!! i'm gonna be a regular.........
oooo forgot to leave my name...heheheh
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