Steamshovel Harry

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You won't get it unless you play the game first...

Steamshovel Harry Song
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by Brad Sucks

Lyrics:

Watch out for that gravity, watch out, watch out.
Gravity, watch out... watch out for that gravity.

Science times mass equals gravity.

Gravity is gonna kill you, Harry.
Gravity is gonna kill you... gravity.

It's time to learn about astronomy.
It's time to learn about astronomy.
It's time to learn about astronomy. Hey...

Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.

Asteroids are smaller than planets.
Asteroids are smaller, wo oh wo oh.

Asteroids are larger than meteorites.
I meant to say meteroids then, wo oh wo oh wo oh wo oh.

Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.

That meteor is gonna kill you, Harry.

Physics are gonna kill you, Harry.

Physics are gonna kill you, Harry!
Physics are gonna kill you, Harry!

It's gonna kill you and make you dead.

Physics gonna pull out a gun.
Shoot you right in the head.
BLAM oh no, look out now! Hey...

Physics.

Oh yeah. Oh...

Oh...

I can't wait to make love... to physics.

Gonna love her all night long.
Making physics love, singing the physics song.
Throw another downwards to double jump.
Or throw it up to not jump as high.

Do it Harry, do it to win.

Punch that missile right in the face.
Punch that missile all over the place.
One two three four, punch that missile!

When we open the door...

Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.

Physics are gonna hunt you down and kill you in the middle of the night.
Physics are gonna hunt you down and make everything all right.


Would you like to know more?

About the Steamshovel Harry game:
- Steamshovel Harry flash game
- Steamshovel Harry music

What the hell is going on!?!!:
- Metagames: Games About Games

Nineteen Sixty-Six

Two astounding events occurred in 1966 that would forever change the face of broadcast television.

Nah, not really.



Observe the brutal transparency of the villian; not since the Talking Snake has there ever been a baddie of such epic honesty.



To paraphrase an old tag-line from the Space channel:

"It's funny how the future looks exactly like 1966."

OH MEIN GOTT!

Golly, I Just Love Superhero Movies!

Here's the amazing trailer of the brand new Hollywood Visionary Extravaganza based on the Most Celebrated Graphic Novel of All Time - WATCHMEN!



Oops... I meant the Most Celebrated Sitcom of All Time.

Wow, this movie is so big that our mainstream media has even devoted a whole lifestyle section to it. The TORTURED Superheroes! The BANG-yo-momma Special Effects! Everybody will WATCH it!

Which is why I won't*.



Would you like to know more?
- The real Watchmen trailer

*Which, oddly enough, would be in line with the spirit of the original comic.

Sex, Violence and Space Comedy

Do you like Star Wars?

Do you like Star Trek?

Here's a little something to brighten up your Monday - it's absolutely unsuitable for everyone, including children. So don't watch this at work!

I know you'll love it.



Shockingly funny!


Would you like to know more?

- Tripping the Rift (NSFW)

Lasagna Cat

Here's a live demonstration of how unfunny comic strips actually are:






I have no skills too.

Maybe I should become a cartoonist.