
Whenever you face difficult problems in life, whenever the situation seems to be bleak and hopeless, whenever you need a shoulder to cry on, just remember - there will always be someone there for you...

... the Tech Support guy.
I don't know which is funnier, the fact that the lady thought that "support" was the place to voice her relationship woes, or that the respondent thought that to file for divorce is to "sue the shit out of the guy".
Whichever it is, here at Fresh Brainz we believe that the truth is always funnier.